What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
I got into a fight with 1,3, 5,7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
What war did africa not win? The water fight
So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur
You’ll get jur ass kicked
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
“oh my God, you’re such a beach”
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